Through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
'Cause I’ve moved your chair
Find a well known hardman
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that’s square
'Cause I’ve moved your chair
And tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
Do the Macarena in the Devil's lair
'Cause I’ve moved your chair