Now and the I think back to 2011
Back in season one when all the characters were alive
Told myself that it was just TV
But didnt know it meant so much to me
And though it's fiction its an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain HBO show
Chock-full of violence and boobs, so many boobs
Characters started dying off like flies
Thats when I was forced to realize
That this show would ruin my whole life forever
But you didnt have to kill them off
George R.R. Martin why are you such a sadistic bastard?
I went through a whole tissue box
And my friends who read the book say that theres worse to come
Though you didnt have to kill the king
Leaving the kingdom and it's subjects in the hands of Joffrey
I know that he was drunk and all
But now hes just a character I used to know
Now hes just a character I used to know
Now hes just a character I used to know
I thought the main character was Ned Stark since hes on the poster
That had me believing that you wouldnt dare to kill him too
But then you put my dreams in check
When you put a sword through Ned Starks neck
Wasnt ready to let him go
And I didnt know hed end up as a character I used to know
Then you go after Khal Drogo
God damn it Martin I finally starting to ship them
Come on he was her sun and stars
He got a god damn paper cut are you for real?
And then you brought him back to life
Killing him once was enough for you think of the fan girls!
I should have been prepared by now
For him to be a character I used to know!
(King Robert) I used to know
(Ned Stark) Now youre just a character I used to know
(Khal Drogo) I used to know
Now theyre all just characters I used to know
Now theyre all just characters I used to know