Paroles Original Cast Recording The Internet Is For Porn

Kate Monster: THE INTERNET IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT.

Trekkie Monster: (appearing briefly) FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I GOT A FAST CONNECTION SO I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.

Trekkie Monster: (appearing again) FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: THERE'S ALWAYS SOME NEW SITE.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I BROWSE ALL DAY AND NIGHT

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: IT'S LIKE I'M SURFING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate Monster: Trekkie! What are you doing?

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
WHY YOU THINK THE NET WAS BORN?
PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie Monster!! Get down here!

Trekkie Monster: Hello Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: You are ruining my song.

Trekkie Monster: Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

Kate Monster: Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Trekkie Monster: Okey-dokey.

Kate Monster: Good. (sings) I'M GLAD WE HAVE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN. (SORRY)

Kate Monster: WHICH GIVES US UNTOLD OPPORTUNITY.

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN. (OOPS, SORRY)

Kate Monster: RIGHT FROM YOUR OWN DESKTOP.

Trekkie Monster: FOR P –.

Kate Monster: YOU CAN RESEARCH, BROWSE AND SHOP.

Trekkie Monster: —-.

Kate Monster: UNTIL YOU'VE HAVE ENOUGH AND YOU'RE READY TO STOP!

Trekkie Monster: FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate: No! Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
ME UP ALL NIGHT HONKING ME HORN
TO PORN, PORN, PORN!

Kate Monster: That's gross! You're a pervert!

Trekkie Monster: Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

Trekkie Monster: Ohhhh –

Kate Monster: What?

Trekkie Monster: You have no idea. Ready, normal people?

Rod, Brian, Princeton, and Gary appear.

Rod: Ready!

Gary Coleman: Ready!

Rod: Ready!

Trekkie Monster: Lemme hear it!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton: Sorry Kate!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton: I masturbate!

Trekkie Monster: All these guys unzip their flies for

Guys: PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: The internet is NOT for porn!

Guys: POOORN, POORN —

Kate Monster: Hold on a second!

Trekkie Monster: Wha?

Kate Monster: Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

Rod: That's correct.

Kate Monster: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Rod: Sure.

Kate Monster: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

Gary Coleman: Yes I do.

Kate Monster: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Prinecton: True.

Trekkie Monster: But Kate… what do you think we do after, hmmm?

Princeton nods, guiltily.

Kate Monster: Ewww!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: Gross!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: I hate porn!

Guys: GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK FOR
PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: I hate men!

Guys: POOORN

Kate Monster: I hate the internet!

Guys: POOORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR INTERNET IS FOR

Kate Monster: I'm leaving!

Guys: INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

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