Paroles Friggin' In The Riggin'

Paroles de la chanson Friggin' In The Riggin' :
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this slugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
[Refrain]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f**k all else to do
The Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ he 'ad a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his f**kin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked



Himself into a stupor
[Refrain]
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he 'ad a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f**kin' nipper
He stuffed his arse with a broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
[Refrain]
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f**k she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade

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