Parole Amish Paradise (Parody ofGangsta's Paradise by Coolio)

Weird Al Yankovic

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  • Durée : 03:20
  • Date de sortie : 01 Janvier 2006

Paroles de la chanson Amish Paradise (Parody ofGangsta's Paradise by Coolio) :
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows

Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milking and plowing so long that

Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury

Like Robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise

We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney

Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise

Yeah

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